Monday is the worst day of the week. Its so bad in fact that it affects my Sunday night. That moment at about 8 o'clock when I realize I better watch how many beers I drink and I have to be in bed at 10 makes me so depressed. Why you ask? Because I know what's coming... Monday. The day that it hits hardest that I must work in order to shelter myself, clothe myself, feed myself, insure my car, blah, blah, blah. Life was so much easier when my parents were responsible for keeping me alive.
It's not even that I dislike my job and the rest of the week goes pretty quickly (most weeks), I just prefer the weekends and vacation and holidays. Mondays just always seem to be mocking me. If it's gloomy, rainy, snowy or just shitty weather in general it's like "Ha Ha you HAVE to get out of bed, shower, put on regular pants and go to work. Even though I know you would rather stay in bed and watch tv or sit in your sweatpants internetting all day. Hahahahahah." And sunny, gorgeous, couldn't be any more perfect days are even worse. It's just a harsh reminder that if I were independently wealthy I wouldn't have to waste such a once in a lifetime perfect day inside. And it always feels like there has never been a more glorious day then the one that I'm missing right then. Once again, Monday wins.
So what do I do to cheer myself up on a Monday? I watch this video. I love the girl in the back doing the demonstrations. It cracks me up every time and then I mimic them the rest up the day for an added bonus chuckle. Lame, maybe. But, whatever gets you through.
I also like to visit Awkward Family Photos.
I love finding funny shit on the internet, send me suggestions. Brighten my Mondays.
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